And a quick non-blue Vegas joke to go with this blue image:
Tom, Dick and Harry were sharing a large suite at the top of a Vegas hotel. After a long day slaving over the tables, they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 60 flights of stairs to get to their room.
Tom said to Dick and Harry, let’s make this unpleasant task easier by concentrating on something interesting: I’ll tell jokes for 20 floors, and Dick can sing songs for the next 20 floors, and Harry can tell sad stories the rest of the way.
At the 21st floor Tom stopped telling jokes and Dick began to sing. At the 41st floor Dick stopped singing and Harry began to tell sad stories. “I will tell my saddest story first,” he said. “I left the room key in the car!”