then shouldn’t three avocado be “avocatres”, and four be “avoquatro”, and five be “avocinco”?

You tell them to GUAC This Way!

A short time later, the husband returns with six cartons of milk.

“Why did you buy six cartons of milk?” the wife asks.

He replies, “They had avocados.”

“Why did you buy six cartons of milk?” the wife asks.

He replies, “They had avocados.”

Guac & Roll

You could get guacoma.

Farmer: Someone stole all of my avocados!

Cop: How many avocados?

Farmer: All of them!

Cop: I need an exact number for the report.

Farmer: How am I supposed to know how many avocados there are?

Cop (annoyed): Just tell me the number of avocados.

Farmer: 6.02...

Cop: How many avocados?

Farmer: All of them!

Cop: I need an exact number for the report.

Farmer: How am I supposed to know how many avocados there are?

Cop (annoyed): Just tell me the number of avocados.

Farmer: 6.02...

Avokiddos.

Guaca-mole

"Havocado!"

Gu-whack-a-mole-e.

"Can I have your number?"

"6.022140857(74)×10\^23"

"6.022140857(74)×10\^23"

This joke *may* contain profanity. 🤔

Alexa: "Ok, buying Whole Foods"

Bezos: "Shit"

Bezos: "Shit"

It's called Guacamole!

GuacaMole!

The woman goes, "hey could you please go to the store to get 1 litre of milk? And if they have avocado's, bring 6.

*10 mins later*

Man comes back with 6 cartons of milk," hey honey, they had avocados".

*10 mins later*

Man comes back with 6 cartons of milk," hey honey, they had avocados".

From @neiltyson

Geeky Chemistry Humor for Foodies:

If Avogadro’s Number is 6.022 x 10^23 (which equals one Mole) then 6.022 x 10^23 Avocados equals one Guaca-Mole.

Geeky Chemistry Humor for Foodies:

If Avogadro’s Number is 6.022 x 10^23 (which equals one Mole) then 6.022 x 10^23 Avocados equals one Guaca-Mole.

Would it kill the makers of avocados to include a different toy, like a mood ring or a novelty eraser?

The grocery clerk said "I'm sorry Ma'am but I can't. I already have an $18 chicken, a $6 gallon of milk, and 3 avocados up there"

My teacher brought some avocados, about 6.022x10^23 of them, for the guaca-mole.

This joke *may* contain profanity. 🤔

Answer: to hide in avocado trees..

How did Tarzan die?

Answer: Picking avocados

How did Tarzan die?

Answer: Picking avocados

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